this page was written with both EMACS and Netscape's Composer. the author has taken great pains to make this page viewable on ANY BROWSER on ANY PLATFORM. this page is LYNX friendly! 

this is an experimental page ...  please mail [email protected] if you find any broken links or problems with the text. i wanted to make this page interactive but i don't think that will be possible at this point in time. 

have you ever wondered why the world makes no sense? 
if you have click here!

if you haven't i'm glad you're so well grounded. you deserve a cookie but i can't give one to you browser because i can't get CGI access on fortunecity. someday soon (when i get this site hosted with it's own domain) i'll change all of this for you but until then you'll have to suffer.

to see a page with a listing of my current projects click here and enjoy! most of these projects will be in the public domain if they are ever finished enough to release. they might even turn open source (maybe even GPL).

i wanted to make something interesting for you play with (java) but i'm not going to torture all of you by putting it on the main page. if you're interested in my java stylings you should click here and see what i've been doing. until i get more practice in whatever is on this page will probably stink. sorry. depending on demand i may or may not release the source to these programs.

update: may 1st

message board to be added soon! now here comes that interactivity that i promised a few days ago. not that this page has any dedicated readers. i'll post a link when i find out what the new url will be. keep an eye out for this.
 

 
5.1.2000